The Height Of “Bad Luck”
Like the flower waiting to bloom….
Like the light bulb in the dark room….
Like the desert waiting for rain….
I’m just sitting here ……
waiting for u to see jumping… COME BACK to ZOO !!
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Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is Missing….
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Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the Time
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There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
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A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
__V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed “U”
1. Counting No of Girls..
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
5. feelings for wasting yesterday’s night by not studying..
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.
Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or dont know)
1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write
A Boy And girl met last time for their
break up………..
break up………..
Girl’s Father caught them
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Guess What
Now They Are Married Couple
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Guess What
Now They Are Married Couple
Realy A Bad Luck
Insulting in an Appreciating Manner
When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they indend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker.
“That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.”
“You’re smarter than you look.”
“You drive very well, for a woman.”
“Your son is more handsome than I would have expected.”
“You are attractive, for your age.”
“You’re actually kinda cute now that I’ve gotten to know you.”
“You’re not as heavy as people think you are.”
“I don’t care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!”
“You’re so smart, for an American.”
“You don’t sweat that much for a fat girl!”
“I’m amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice.”
“Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!”
“Relax, sweetie… you were perfectly adequate.”
“You’re more of a “street smart” kind of guy.”
“You’re not the kind of girl guys date; you’re the kind of girl they marry.”
“You’re so evolved…for a man.”
Funny Missing You SMS Messages
Like the light bulb in the dark room….
Like the desert waiting for rain….
I’m just sitting here ……
waiting for u to see jumping… COME BACK to ZOO !!
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Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is Missing….
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Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the Time
`
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
`
A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
__V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed “U”
Six things Boys do in exam hall …
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
5. feelings for wasting yesterday’s night by not studying..
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.
Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or dont know)
1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write
Some Stunnigly Hilarious One Liners
1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn’t listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way You’re in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..
7. Born free, Taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don’t have film..
9. Life is unsure; Always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, You’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, They are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer… What I can’t stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, Why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, Are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, Leave work at noon!
20. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, So, I made your horn louder!
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
24. The cigarette does the smoking, You are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week.
26. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, To forgive is not a company policy.
28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, But, if you think again, neither does milk.
30. In order to get a loan, You first need to prove that you don’t need it.
And my favourite …
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
"We believe Good luck will
God Creation
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Agree With The Dictionary
Agree With The Dictionary.
Boys Before Girls,
Partying Before Studying
&
Friends Before Love
Good luck will do someday,something
"We believe Good luck will
do Someday,Something 4 us..
but
We dont know Good luck is also Waiting
that we do Something,Someday"
Improvements made in you
After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You:P"
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You:P"
