Sunday, 26 June 2011

Funny SMS

The Height Of “Bad Luck



A Boy And girl met last time for their
break up………..
Girl’s Father caught them
..
.
.
.
.
.
Guess What
Now They Are Married Couple
Realy A Bad Luck


Insulting in an Appreciating Manner



When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they indend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker.
“That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.”
“You’re smarter than you look.”
“You drive very well, for a woman.”
“Your son is more handsome than I would have expected.”
“You are attractive, for your age.”
“You’re actually kinda cute now that I’ve gotten to know you.”
“You’re not as heavy as people think you are.”
“I don’t care what anyone says about you, I think you are a fabulous person!”
“You’re so smart, for an American.”
“You don’t sweat that much for a fat girl!”
“I’m amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice.”
“Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!”
“Relax, sweetie… you were perfectly adequate.”
“You’re more of a “street smart” kind of guy.”
“You’re not the kind of girl guys date; you’re the kind of girl they marry.”
“You’re so evolved…for a man.”


Funny Missing You SMS Messages



Like the flower waiting to bloom….
Like the light bulb in the dark room….
Like the desert waiting for rain….
I’m just sitting here ……
waiting for u to see jumping… COME BACK to ZOO !!
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Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is Missing….
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Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the Time
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There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
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A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
__V W X Y Z

have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed “U




Six things Boys do in exam hall …


1. Counting No of Girls..
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
5. feelings for wasting yesterday’s night by not studying..
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.



Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or dont know)



1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write






Some Stunnigly Hilarious One Liners



1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn’t listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way You’re in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..
7. Born free, Taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don’t have film..
9. Life is unsure; Always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, You’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, They are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer… What I can’t stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, Why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, Are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, Leave work at noon!
20. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, So, I made your horn louder!
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
24. The cigarette does the smoking, You are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week.
26. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, To forgive is not a company policy.
28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, But, if you think again, neither does milk.
30. In order to get a loan, You first need to prove that you don’t need it.
And my favourite …
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.


God Creation



God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Agree With The Dictionary

Agree With The Dictionary.
Boys Before Girls,
Partying Before Studying
&
Friends Before Love

Good luck will do someday,something

"We believe Good luck will
do Someday,Something 4 us..
but
We dont know Good luck is also Waiting
that we do Something,Someday" 

Improvements made in you

After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You:P"

 

 

Miss You SMS

Life is everything / nothing


'Life is everything'
when the person u love misses u in your absence..
but 'life is nothing' When
they miss to understand your importance in your presence.


Throwing knives on wife's picture


Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

Me without you


ME Without YOU!!
It's Like
Facebook Without Friends,
Youtube Without Video
movie without Music
And
Google With No Results


*I miss you since you left


I=Its Just Been Days Since You Left
M=Months And Ages It Feels
I=It Isnt Easy You Know
S=Smiles And Laughs That We Shared
S=Solitude Is Not What I Wanted


Y=Your Presence, Irreplaceable
O=Of All The Words I Can Say
U=Understand These The Most, That I Miss You.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.  

SMS Collection


LOVE SMS


Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason...


Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason To Hate It..
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop 'n Think Of You 'n Say
How Can I Hate This World When You Are A Part Of It ..! :)




A girl never express her liking for a boy...


A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
'n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!


Every Girl Wants A Guy Who...


Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !


That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D


You can live without the Person...


You can live without the Person
who says "U R MINE"
But u can NEVER live without someone
who says "I M YOURS!"
May you be blessed with one such person in Life..!
Your Presence is Like...
Your Presence is Like First Gleam of Sunlight Swallowing The Darkness,
Your Presence is Like Finding an Open Door When all Door are Closed,
Your Presence is Like Moving on a Smooth Way Other than those with Stones 'n Bushes...
Your Presence is Like Feeling the Marvellous Smell of Sand when Rain Drops fall on them...
Your Presence is Like Watchng Colorful Butterflies Fluttering Beautifully Arund A flower
Its Just...
Your Presence is Like Awakening of Awesome Blossom Life With In Me.. !


Some day you'll...


Some day you'll cry for me like I cried for you,
Some day you'll miss me like I missed you,
Some day you'll need me like I needed you,
Some day you'll love me but I won't love you.;)
She Lefts Me, Saying That You Are changed...
Cute lines which truly Hurts:
She changed my every bad habit by loving me all the time
'n
Finally she lefts me,
Saying that you Are changed.. !
Sad Love Quotes that Make You Cry...
"It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time."


"The saddest thing in the world is loving someone who used to love you."


"When you are in love 'n you get hurt, it’s like a cut... it will heal, but there will always be a scar."


"It's amazing how someone can break your heart 'n you can still love them with all the little pieces."


"You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel."


"I hate to see the one I love happy with somebody, but I surely hate it more to see the one I love unhappy with me...."


"It is better to have loved 'n lost than never to have lost at all."


"A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face."


"The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up."


"Its hard to pretend you love someone, when you don't but its harder to pretend that you don't love someone when you really do."


"Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult."


"I wish I had the guts to walk away 'n forget about what we had, but I can't because I know you won't come after me & that's what hurts the most."